I'm taking a cue from Laura and posting the top ten quotes I heard this week. These are from real people here in the real world (a couple of them are my own). I'll leave you to guess who said what, and let you imagine why....10. It's a shame your father didn't pull out in time!
9. We've been conditionified to accept it.
8. Nice outfit... goin' for the $20 slut look, or the $40?
7. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying... it's all blah, blah, blah...
6. I wouldn't play in his backyard, y'know?
5. That ranks right up there with the whole hellfire and damnation schtick.
4. We don't want you falling down. If you fall down you could get hurt and then you'd risk injuring yourself.
3. Oh, good God, Agnes! Take a laxative!
2. You want reason? Did the point somehow get lost on you that we're discussing politics?
1. He couldn't find his way out of his own asshole with a flashlight.
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