Tuesday, July 6, 2010
I'm in a giggly mood.
A couple of weeks ago on Facebook I put the following lead in as my status update:
A Monkey walks onto a bar and says, "Hey, Bartender..."
What follows are some of the responses I received:
In perfect English, "I would like a nice tall glass of your finest ale . . . for I am parched and an ale sounds very nice, thank you."
" ...Is this Duval Street? I thought so. These people are all acting pretty hilarious down here!"
" ...Your brother's my Dad. The bartender replies, "Well, I'll be a monkeys uncle!" The monkey says, "You already are."
" ...Where are all the swingin singles?"
And my favorite:
" ...Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Posted by Barb Black at 3:12:00 AM