Ok, I haven't said it in a long time so I think I'm allowed. TATFGIF!!! (Thank all the freekin' gods it's Friday!) I'm so ready for a weekend that currently has no plans, no packing (maybe a little unpacking, but only if I feel like it), no moving, no demands. Just me n' my woodsy haven.
In celebration of the pending weekend, I'm going to post some notable quotables that I've collected over the past couple of weeks. Again, these are all spoken by people I know...
You're wasting my minutes.
Did I ever tell you about my friend who named her cat Dildo?
Let's move on to a lighter topic - like how the world is going completely mad right before my jaded eyes
Yeee-uck!! Who made this coffee?! I've sucked soccer player toes that tasted better than this!
(believe it or not, I wasn't the one who said that)
...and before I could answer...
"She's living in the forest a zillion miles from nowhere!"
"Dang. You're not gonna go Kaczynski on us, are you?"
"You need to get a dog out there."
"And I need to get a shotgun."
"Oh Jesus, there she goes."
"Well, I need a fishing pole too, if that makes you feel any better."
"Have you stopped shaving your legs yet?"
Truth be told, I'm drunk and it's barely helping.
Meeting with him is just another bitter pill to swallow (like one of those urinal puck mint things).